Breaking and entering
Well, Hev's had all the excitement with the snake yesterday, an interesting phone call:
Me: Hi honey
Hev: There's [traffic noise], not sure what to do?
Me: Sorry, what? Can't hear you...
Hev: SNAKE, there's a SNAKE...
Me: Oh right! I'll be right there, as soon as I find someone who owns a machete...
I didn't even get to se the Snake.