I do try and resist the urge to mock vacuous celebrities on the basis of nothing news stories, really I do, but...
Simon Cowell reckons he should be paid $500 million because he's 'bigger than Springsteen'.
What an arse.
I do try and resist the urge to mock vacuous celebrities on the basis of nothing news stories, really I do, but...
Simon Cowell reckons he should be paid $500 million because he's 'bigger than Springsteen'.
What an arse.
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As a proud native of Bruce Springsteen's home state of New Jersey and a big Springsteen fan, I wholeheartedly concur. Plus, I bet Bruce would kick Simon's ass in a fight. I'd pay money to see that too.
Yep, I bet Bruce could wedgy his trousers right over his head, they're halfway there already...
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